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Joke of the Day
"What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom? Chickpea"
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"What's the difference between an orange? One of them doesn't."
"Catch a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish (read the rest as Groucho Marx) and you'll never see him on the weekends."
"What do you call a smoking hooker? A hookar."
"Guys, read the fine print before selling your soul to the devil. There's no way to opt out of his email newsletters."
"I hung out with a mushroom today. What a fungi."
"So a depressed horse walks into a bar.. Bartender says, ""Why the long face?"""
"R.I.P. bottled water. You will be mist"
"Why did the iguana get a prescription for viagra? For his reptile dysfunction."
"Whats the difference between a woman and a plate? You can lick a plate dry"