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Joke of the Day

"true meaning of duck tape duck tape turns a no no no to a hmm hmm hmm"

"Whats small,green and smells like pork ? Kermit the frogs dick !"

"My sexuality is like classic literature. There's not really any action, and most people are just confused by it."

"What kind of shoes does bread wear? Loafers."

"Saying, ""I'm sorry,"" is the same as saying, ""I apologize."" Except at a funeral. - Demetri Martin"

"Halloween is my favorite holiday where you can trespass on a stranger's property and make a non-negotiable demand."

"Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed."

"How does Bran Stark get into a whorehouse? Hodor."

"Doctor! I think I'm a teepee and a wigwam! Here is a prescription for antipsychotics."

"I can't help but feel important when someone says there's a special place in hell for people like me."