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Joke of the Day

"My sexuality is like classic literature. There's not really any action, and most people are just confused by it."

"Hey Southpaw, going to lunch? Of course, I also have the right ..."

"Just removed my bra, whipped it around my head, and tried to toss it away, but a hook got caught in my hair. Available for bachelor parties."

"How does Jesus like his hotwings? Tinder and Mild."

"The key to a successful weight loss program is a broken jaw I'd guess."

"Jack is a big part of all of us. He's the best friend we've never had. We spend most of our time doing Jack shit, drinking Jack and Jacking off. Thanks for the memories."

"Menstruation is NOT a laughing matter. Period."

"What's the hardest thing about skydiving? The Ground"

"I'll tell you what is bordering on the ridiculous... Canada."

"""Why did he win?! Anyone who supports Trump is nuts!"" said the Hillary supporter, fully unaware that cashews alone outnumber humans 50 to 1 ..."