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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my whiskey 12 years old and mixed up with coke."
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"Do me a faver? Look at any object near you k now imagen its a diferent thing how was youre experience? i imagened pencil is baseball"
"It must be hard to judge a wet t-shirt contest. I saw one recently and all the t-shirts looked equally wet."
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