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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman ? Snowballs"

"Whats the most obvious feature shared by a leprechaun and a sober Irishman? Neither exist."

"Maternity. Sounds like you're going to be pregnant forever."

"iPhone 7 Plus Bend Test ..lol! iPhone 7 Plus Bend Test Funny with suspense :p https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70V57UBIt7o great music though lol.."

"Why did the octopus blush? He'd just seen the bottom of the ocean!!!!"

"I was gonna submit a gay joke, BUTT fuck it..."

"Three women are sitting at a bar talking about how loose they are... One can fit in a sausage, one can fit in a cucumber and the third one just slides down onto the bar stool."

"The in-flight movie is about to start. The flight attendant says, ""Excuse me, would you like some headphones?"" ""Well sure, but how did you know my name is Phones?"""

"Me: ""people always think I'm gay! Do I put off a gay vibe?"" Guy whose back I'm massaging in a bubble bath: ""maybe a little"""

"I finally get why everyone on earth is so moody... This whole planet is bi-polar."