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Joke of the Day
"I used to throw gang signs... but then my mom saw me and made me pick them up."
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"How many people in Brazil shave? A Brazilian."
"Physics Joke I tried having a threeway with two physicists, but they couldn't solve the three body problem"
"I'm not saying we should kill all the stupid people in the world, I'm just saying we should remove the warning labels from everything and let the problem take care of itself."
"30 seconds into Taylor Swifts new song I started hoping Kanye would interrupt her."
"""The problem with quotes on the Internet is that they're not always accurate."" - Albert Einstein"
"I asked my wife for an audio book and she got me an encyclopaedia. That speaks volumes."
"Two men walk into a bar... the third guy ducked."
"Why are Juggalos obsessed with hatchets? Felons can't buy guns"
"I wrote on my stereo in marker that this is the loudest stereo of all time. I was stereotyping"