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Joke of the Day

"When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs? Only when they snap at something!"

"Why is 1 disapproving of 6? That one doesn't believe in six before marriage."

"Mike Tyson wanted me to add him online But I couldn't find him on faithbook.com"

"Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods? Tiger Woods has a better driver."

"Maybe I'm just drunk, but this toilet looks alot like my neighbors car."

"Whoever said ""Just showing up is half the battle"" (a) didn't understand battles and (b) probably died quickly after showing up."

"best joke When my three-year-old was told to pee in a cup at the doctor's office, he unexpectedly got nervous. With a shaking voice, he asked, ""Do I have to drink it"

"[Pastabot 2000 attempts to hand me another bowl of pasta] Jesus christ not now Pastabot"

"Someone hugged me at the office Christmas party and now they know my safe word."

"What do you call a town in the middle of the Arctic Ocean? An Iceburgh."