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Joke of the Day

"Person on this home improvement show said everybody needs ""a good screwing surface."" Can't argue with that logic."

"Yesterday I went to a temporary tattoo parlour to get a tattoo After it wouldn't wash off this morning I went back to complain, but the tattoo parlour wasn't there."

"So a frog parked his car in a ""no parking"" zone..... His ride got toad away."

"What do you call someone who can't take a joke about cancer? Someone with no sense of tumor."

"I like my women like I like my bananas. Cold and covered in bruises."

"If I looked down and saw Steve Buscemi between my legs, I'm pretty sure I'd think I was having a miscarriage."

"What animal runs around happily with 5 legs? A pit bull in a kindergarten"

"Why was the two-dimensional emo sad? Because nobody would ever know how deep he was."

"This October has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays all in one month. It happens only once in 823 years. waw."

"A man had a nose ring fitted into his nose a friend asked ""how much did you pay for that?"" ""I paid through the nose!"" he replied"