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Joke of the Day

"How did the hipster drown? By swimming in the main stream."

"I knew a guy who was into sadism, necrophilia, and beastiality... But he gave it up cause at the end of the day, he was just beating a dead horse."

"I shot a man in Reno, Just to watch him cry. It was just a Nerf gun you big baby!"

"all your favs are going to a special cause tonight it's called ""my low self esteem"""

"Alzheimer Joke (Not sure if repost.)"

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? THATS NOT FUNNY (must yell it)"

"mike hawk is huge !!!"

"I've started wearing a stethoscope around my neck... So, if there's a medical emergency I get to teach people a valuable lesson about making assumptions based on someone's appearance."

"This morning i used redbull instead of water to make my coffee. After 15 minutes of driving on the highway, i realized i left my car at home!!!"

"What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Cross country."