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Joke of the Day

"What's the best way to remove a grass stain? Alcohol? I don't see how getting drunk will help, but whatever."

"Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says ""If an emergency, notify:"" I put ""DOCTOR"". What's my mother going to do?"

"Whenever I show someone a picture on my phone, I assume ninja stance in case they start scrolling."

"Gold walks into a bar Copper says, ""Au! Get outta here!"""

"I know of a guy who eats only thorns in meals... ...guess he's a prickly eater"

"A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry."

"There are 10 types of people Those who understand binary and those who don't"

"Why can't a blonde count to 70? Cause 69 is mouth full."

"A friend asked me ""As a young boy, was your mother very strict?"" I said ""Let's get one thing straight, my mother was *never* a young boy."""

"What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear? White Vans"