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Joke of the Day

"What's the best way to remove a grass stain? Alcohol? I don't see how getting drunk will help, but whatever."

"Like most major sports injuries, almost all Rock, Paper, Scissors injuries occur because of insufficient stretching before the match."

"Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!! Maby a cross-post to math is in order."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I don't pay to have a garbanzo bean on my face (There's a slight pause between garbanzo and bean when speaking the joke)"

"What's the difference between stew haters and steers."

"Did you know that Lorena Bobbit was originally from Russia? Her given name was Lorena Cutyourcockoff."

"White man comes to a Black man's house Black guy: Have a try of my country's traditional food. White guy: But the plate is empty. Black guy: I know."

"All serial killers... Drinks water..."

"Wondering why Google has a black ribbon today... I think I forgot something."

"[Meta] If our roles were reversed... I'd upvote your post."