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Joke of the Day
"Why did Skrillex lose his job at Long John Silvers? He was always dropping the bass."
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"You know you're an alcoholic when... ...your local liquor store is moving and they come to your house for boxes."
"How does a Gorilla become another animal? When a Mafia don hires a 'big Gorilla' to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!"
"What is 1 + 1? 3 if you don't use protection."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Alickalotapuss"
"Plot twist: The Rock isn't Kid Rock's real dad."
"What do you mean pi r square? Pies are round"
"I solve many of my problems by simply ignoring them."
"Dating in your 30s is like looking for a Parking spot..... The good ones are all Taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away."
"Why is Chapstick so popular? Cause it's the balm baby!"