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Joke of the Day

"A group of the best ISIS fighters mistakingly kidnapped Chuck Norris When they realized who they had, they beheaded each other"

"I once challenged Snoop Dogg to a rap battle and the loser had to change their name."

"What happens to a necrophiliac after death? Reserection"

"Chuck Norris tries this at home."

"How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world."

"ME: Hey buddy, your dog left a little 'present' on my lawn GUY: Huh? ME: *points to tiny, nicely wrapped gift* Thank him for me, willya?"

"""You wouldn't like me when I'm angry... Because I always back up my rage with facts and well documented sources"" -The Credible Hulk"

"I went to see my Dentist to have a tooth pulled, but he was on holiday. The guy standing in for him refused to do it. He said he was only filling in."

"Those who say there is no such thing as a stupid question have obviously never worked in tech support..;)"

"My wife gets really annoyed when I use the word ""cunt."" I suppose she has a point, I really should make an effort to learn her mother's real name."