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Joke of the Day

"Facebook buys Instagram for one billion?!? Idiots!! They could have downloaded it from the app store for .99 cents.."

"If someone asks what you're doing today, grab a knife & yell ""SOMETHING I SHOULD'VE DONE A LONG TIME AGO!"" Sounds way cooler than ""Napping!"""

"How much Viagra do you have to give a computer to turn its software into hardware? Just enough to completely fill up the floppy diks drive."

"I still remember that moment I said I love you too, coz that's the exact moment my life got fucked up!"

"The cheesiest joke ever. ""I don't feel grate."" -- Block of Cheese before it got shredded."

"Why was the liquor trader arrested? Because he was in cider trading"

"If blind people wear sunglasses Shouldn't deaf people wear earmuffs?"

"What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs? Send them to barber school."

"Coworker came back into the office after being out sick for one day. Me: Feeling better? Him: Yea, I had a bad case of Ass Glaucoma. Me: What? Him: Yea! I couldn't see my ass being drug to work!"

"I did a theatrical performance on puns.. it was a play on words."