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"Who clicks on ads? I do To report them."
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"What did the penis say to the condom? **""Cover me! I'm going in!""**"
"Why hasn't anyone invented alcohol that acts as birth control too?"
"Martin Shkreli in jail: ""Can I have an aspirin?"" Jail: ""Yes. That will be $197,000."""
"""I'm both fucking people, Lois! Honestly, how do you have a job or even tie your shoes?!"" -Clark Kent"
"What idiot called him Alexander graham bell instead of lord of the rings"
"A man walks into a bar after a long day in the mines He asks the bartender for some whiskey, but the bartender replies; ""Sorry, we can't sell alcohol to miners."""
"How can you tell which is the head nurse? The one with the dirty knees."
"My Dad finally said that I was funny. I asked him if he loved me."
"How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it."