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Joke of the Day
"Golf is probably fun if you like walking around outside in business casual."
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"What do pirates like to wear during the winter? Scarves"
"The Bride of Frankenstein Dr. Frankenstein: I took the Bride Of Frankenstein to the Caribbean last month. Igor: Jamaica? Dr. Frankenstein: Yes."
"I just ran 3.5 miles in 30 minutes! Ha! Just kidding, I ate some ice cream."
"Just told a shop owner that the customer is always wrong. When she tried to correct me, she exploded."
"Roosters are just edible alarm clocks"
"What is a professors favourite snack? Academia Nuts."
"Don't use asian prostitutes you'll just be horny again in an hour"
"I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them."
"We don't have a chimney but I've assured my children that Santa and anyone else could easily sneak into our home at night."