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Joke of the Day

"Our mailman freaked out when he accidentally saw me naked. So did all the other people at the post office."

"Why isn't the word gangster pronounced [Jang-ster]? Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'"

"How i made my computer run faster... I painted it black."

"I'm 30 but I still feel like I'm 20 Until I hang out with 20 year olds Then I'm like no, never mind, I'm 30"

"Christmas cards are how old people say, ""Hey, you thought I was dead, but I'm not!"""

"Doc, my leg bone is missing! ""You must be joking!"" ""No doc, there's not a humerus bone in my body!'"

"Chemistry Hotel So I was driving down the road, getting pretty tired on my way home and saw a sign that said ""Chemistry Hotel"" the sign said: *""Cheap Day Rates, and Even Cheaper NO3-'s""*"

"Dr Steve Brule on Jokes Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""Your friend"" ""But I don't have any friends"". That's a comedy joke by Dringus and Djrumgo Comedy team."

"Monica Lewinsky will not be voting for Hillary.. The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth."

"I can turn water into Kool-Aid. Your move Jesus."