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Joke of the Day
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS! -Texas Senator Wendy Davis"
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"What do you call a sleep walking nun? A roamin' catholic."
"Timeouts just give children a quiet place to plot your murder."
"Where does marine wildlife get treated? The Squid-ward."
"Q: What kind of bar do fish go to? A: A sand bar."
"The French are such nice people. (would have been funnier a few decades ago) Do you know why all of the streets in France are lined with trees? The Germans like marching in the shade."
"What did the caveman say when he tried to have sex in his dark cave? I fucking rock."
"toddlers and tiaras more like PROSTITODDLERS AYYYYYY"
"Me: What are the lyrics to every 80s sitcom I've ever seen Brain: Coming right up Me: Remember to pay that bill Brain: Nope"
"Today I heard a guy on the street say, ""It's chowder season, baby!"" so I pushed him in front of a bus because those are awesome last words"