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Joke of the Day
"yo mama so nasty... cows with mad cow disease run from her.."
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"What animals do you bring to bed? Your calves."
"What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives?? Rama llama ding dongs"
"Me: You should really try this lip gloss Her: this is super glue Me: HEAR ME OUT"
"The Greatest Detective Stories Ever Told by Watts E. Dunn"
"Metapod really loves eating Margarine on his pokefood. Since its butterfree."
"Did you hear about the man who flashed three old ladies sitting on a bench in the park? First old lady had a stroke. Second old lady had a stroke. Third old lady's arm was too short to reach."
"What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded"
"Hell is an eternity of being sober in a room full of drunk people."
"Do you know the difference between erotic and perverted? An erotic person will use a feather on their partner. A perverted person uses the whole chicken."