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Joke of the Day
"My dad died in Auschwitz He was crushed by a man falling out of a guard tower."
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"The Black Third Grader Goes To His Mom. He asks his mom, ""Mom, I have the biggest Dick in the third grade! Is that because I am black?"" She replies, ""Nah Nigga, its because your 19!"""
"Boss: Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today? Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait? Boss: Today!"
"What do you call two crows on a branch? Attempted murder."
"Why Ireland so rich? Because its capital is always Dublin."
"if a rabbit's foot brings good luck then, what happened to the rabbit?"
"Why were the Beakers all packed and moved out of the university lab? They were graduated"
"my wife is alot like pandora radio she is always asking me if I am still listening"
"Ironically I'm watching an exercise infomercial because I'm too lazy to get the remote."
"What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity? A cheetah"