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Joke of the Day
"My dad died in Auschwitz He was crushed by a man falling out of a guard tower."
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"I think abs are for guys that don't have the confidence to wear a nice T-shirt to the pool."
"My girlfriend broke up with me. When she did, I gave her a note that said ""Great Job!"" I wanted things to end on a positive note."
"I bought a blowup doll today, but I won't blow her up until tomorrow. I don't want to seem desperate."
"""Sometimes I feel like a woman trapped in a woman's body"" - Russian nesting doll"
"I didn't hold open a door for a woman and she said 'I suppose chivalry is dead' So I put my sword through her heart to prove that bitch wrong."
"I once swallowed a piece of string and it came out tied. I shit you knot."
"A lot of people think your quarter life crisis starts at 25 but actually your whole life can be a crisis."
"""Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. Unless they're darker than, say, beige.""- Statue of Liberty."
"Abortions........ Really suck the life outta you"