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Joke of the Day
"Why does wonder woman fly? Because she can't drive for sh*t."
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"What do you call Trump and Hillary buried up to their necks in sand? Progress"
"A classic Tommy Cooper gag * I said to the gym teacher: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' * He said: 'How flexible are you?' * I said: 'I can't make Tuesdays.'"""
"What would you title a movie about a Nazi roofer with a speech impediment? Shinglers Lisp."
"How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb? Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with."
"Why does Santa Clause have such a big sack? He only comes once a year."
"Did you hear about the lady who ate her dog? She said it tasted like bark."
"whats the definition of a will? (lol come on guys its a dead giveaway)"
"Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm? They take things literally"
"How do you make a kleenex dance? You put a little Boogie in it!"