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Joke of the Day
"Why stop with two L's Lloyd? why?"
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"What's the only thing Gary the gay geneticist loves more than he loves his boyfriend, Bill? Designer jeans."
"How To Ride An Escalator: -Step 1 -Now Just Chill for a Bit"
"Best amputation jokes? Friend has bone cancer, may be getting an arm amputated. We have run ""I'd give my left arm"" and ""Single-handedly"" puns into the ground, and we need more amputation jokes."
"When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant? Taco Tuesday"
"Who, me? Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work."
"How do you make a space party? You planet."
"[NSFW] Why does a walrus love Tupperware? Because he's always looking for a tight seal."
"What do you call a magic owel? Hoo-Dini!"
"""This team looks good,"" said my son of the somewhat browner soccer team who were not yet playing soccer. #racist"