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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird? A Doberman fincher!"
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"What do you call a group of well-endowed, homosexual physicists? Large hardon colliders"
"Her: u have a choice its me or the megaphone Me: fine Her: good Me: [puts megaphone directly to her ear] I THINK WE SHOULD SEE OTHER PEOPLE"
"Atheism is a non-prophet organization"
"How many dead babies, does it take to change a lightbulb? ...not 7, because it's still dark in my basement"
"What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z? 1.21 JiggaWhats"
"Where can you always find kids by themselves? edit: i forgot to say please."
"Scientists are attempting to clone Ice Age Cave Lions because running into a raccoon when I take out the trash isn't scary enough."
"What kind of phone does The Flash use? Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash"
"What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters? With love and hisses."