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Joke of the Day
"Two crows fall in love, move in together, start a family. The perfect murder."
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"If you are scared of pedophiles Grow up."
"my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard / their like, is this organic? do u hav a vegan option? can u make it with froyo insted"
"My wife claims watching me do karate ""isn't foreplay."" Why am I even alive."
"This whole time I thought Ariana Grande was a font"
"What do you tell two lesbians before they start a play? Break a leg! (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=scissoring)"
"What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated? Try or try not, there is no do."
"What does Rick and the Llama have in common? Caaaaarl!!"
"*Stubs cigarette out in palm to look tough* *waits till everyone leaves* *takes out cell phone* Hello 911? Please send all your ambulances"
"A student asks his maths teacher.. Student:Do you believe in god? Teacher:Well,I believe in higher powers."