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Joke of the Day
"Two crows fall in love, move in together, start a family. The perfect murder."
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"When your momma taught you to look both ways she didn't meaa taught you to look both ways she didn't mean be two faced."
"Adult: If it ain't broke don't fix it Child: If it ain't breakable, not interested"
"I think God is for the legalization of marijuana. After all, the Bible is full of people getting stoned."
"""What is that, a banana? Aw, who gives a shit."" -Disinterested George"
"What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails? Beast wishes."
"Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip? Because it hides their teeth."
"What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe? ""My toe sis!"""
"What do you call soup that you've found a hair in? Rabbit Soup :D"
"To err is human; to moo bovine."