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Joke of the Day

"I think we all need something positive after the recent election Which is why I'm sharing my HIV status with all of you."

"What's black and doesn't work? A broken TV.............. racist."

"Why did the gay man sue the mental hospital? They held him in a straightjacket."

"I wanted to make a joke about quantum superpositions But I couldn't decide on one."

"The darker humor is, the better. Just like slaves."

"The best underwear jokes.... are brief."

"TIFU by reposting Just kidding. You fuckers love reposts."

"What did the buffalo said to its bisexual son? Bi, son. ^^^^it's ^^^^a ^^^^three ^^^^in ^^^^one ^^^^joke"

"Do you know that crazy Mexican that steals trains? He had loco motives"

"What did the frog say to his girlfriend while she was giving him a handjob? Rubbit, Rubbit!"