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Joke of the Day
"What has four legs, feathers, and can fly? Two birds"
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"What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common? Neither want me coming inside them."
"Someone peed here Someone peed here Someone peed here Someone peed here Someone peed here Someone peed here My dog when we go for a walk."
"1) Find and catch a rabbit 2) Go to restaurant 3) Complain about a hare in your meal 4) Enjoy free meal plus adorable household pet"
"Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson? Adele. Some one set fire to the train"
"What should you say when an old lady calls you a ""bastard sonofabitch""? ""I love you too, mom."""
"I must be an odd one Because I can't even"
"If I had a penny everytime I was one cent short for a beer I'd have become an alcoholic."
"What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino? Hell if I know! (elephino)"
"Looking to find a way to say ""I'm not mad at you"" without actual human communication? Try a Facebook Like today!"