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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino? Hell if I know! (elephino)"
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"My friend attempted to make a cocktail... but she didn't have the Bols."
"What do you call 4 mexicans in quick sand? Cuatro sinko"
"I hope the bomber suspect is made of green screen so we can all project our most feared skin color onto him."
"""If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly how did it fall off?"" Interviewer: I meant about the job. Me: Oh.... no I'm good."
"I recently received my PhD in palindromes. I now go by Dr. Awkward"
"""911 what's your emergency"" IM DYING ""what happened"" I GOT STABBED LIKE 3 TIMES ""lol pics or didn't happen"""
"When is a door not a door When it's ajar"
"How can you tell if a Volcano is Jewish? It has a build up of shmagma around the rim."
"What do you call A man in an iron suit flying by the king of the North? A Stark contrast"