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"Have you ever opened your wallet and wondered if your dollar bills have ever been in a stripper's butt crack?"
"There was a blackout last night... Don't worry, I got him."
"A certain leisure complex had a cinema and a swimming pool. One day, thecinema screen fell into the pool. The owners left it there and used it as adive-in theater."
"What's your favorite song?-Me, to a baby wearing a Metallica shirt at the grocery store."
"Just watched a commercial...How is it possible that the side effect for asthma medication is shortness of breath?"
"Note to self: Used VHS tapes do not make good emergency gifts, always go with stuff from the freezer."
"The past, present and future walked into a bar It was tense."
"Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?"
"Grandma: You've left all your crusts Mary. When I was your age I ate every one. Mary: Do you still like crusts Grandma? Grandma: Yes I do. Mary: Well you can have mine."