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Joke of the Day

"My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs.. I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber"

"Auto-correct simply means you end up saying stuff that you didn't Nintendo."

"I need help with what pencil to buy... 2B or not 2B? That is the question."

"What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile? IDK, i'm just a banana."

"Merry Christmas and Happy Ho idays to friends and oved ones c ose and far. B essings to you and yours this Yu e season. This is my no-L greeting!"

"One of the greatest gifts my kids have given me is my high tolerance for alcohol."

"I'm so patriotic; I piss red, white, and blue. My doctor told me it was pancreatic cancer. I told him to shut his commie mouth!"

"What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls? Your ex!"

"Who's killed more natives than General Custer? Jack Daniels"

"What do you call a singer who enjoys spicy food? Frank Sriracha"