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Joke of the Day

"How do you spot the vegan at a party? They'll tell you."

"Two polacks are driving in a car The driver: Stick your head out the window and see if my directional is working. Is it on?"" The passenger:"" Uh yep. nope. yep. nope. yep. nope"""

"You, me, a bottle of wine, soft music, a picnic basket, a strange growl, a bear, a tree, coyotes, a rescue chopper, a hospital, dessert."

"Arrgh! These be some pirate jokes. Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated Arrrrrgggghhhh What is a pirates favorite letter? Most think it's Arrrrgh but, it is really the Sea(c)."

"There are two types of people in this world: Those that CAN gather information from incomplete data"

"What do you call an snobbish criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."

"What's the difference between porn and music? Volume..."

"Why did the sperm cross the street? Because i put on the wrong socks."

"Reddit thread: What's The Coolest Thing On the Internet I Can Buy for Under $100? http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/wyozq/what_is_the_coolest_thing_i_can_buy_on_the/c5hp9rg"

"Why didn't the racist eat the middle of his sunny-side up egg? Because he only likes whites."