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Joke of the Day

"You, me, a bottle of wine, soft music, a picnic basket, a strange growl, a bear, a tree, coyotes, a rescue chopper, a hospital, dessert."

"The inventory of the Crossword has died. He will be buried tomorrow. Six down and three across."

"What's the definition of relative humidity? Sweat on your balls when you're doing your sister."

"If Chef Boyardee was a dictator what would he name his secret police? Gazpacho"

"I don't trust stairs They're always up to something..."

"My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows He calls it a rarecrow"

"So many women in the world, but out of all the men in the world who has the best picks? Probably climbers and miners."

"How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce the word ""unionized."""

"I was told I couldn't change religion because I wasn't circumcised .. Guess I'm just not cut out to be a Jew."

"Why was Hitler diagnosed with blindness? Because he could nazi anyone."