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Joke of the Day

"You, me, a bottle of wine, soft music, a picnic basket, a strange growl, a bear, a tree, coyotes, a rescue chopper, a hospital, dessert."

"Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing yet."

"My wife thinks it's seductive to bite her lip. I haven't the heart to tell her it's supposed to be the bottom one."

"Did you know that Dublin, CA has the fastest growing population of all time? The populations always Dublin'. :D"

"For sale: Golden Retriever, had for 9 months, has yet to retrieve gold. Should have bought a metal detector."

"Did you hear about the antelope... Did you hear about the antelope that was trampled by a herd of elephants while getting dressed? He was a self dressed stamped antelope."

"Mechanic: the front shocks are shot. Did you hit a pothole? Me: yes but I winced, patted the dash & said I was sorry so it can't be that."

"Drugs don't kill people, people who run out of drugs kill people"

"How Do You Make a Gay Fuck a Woman Shit in her cunt."

"If you watch Cinderella backwards... ..it's about a women who learns her place. Old one but still funny."