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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Joke 'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'Atch' 'Atch who?' 'Excuse you'"
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"Asked my grandfather if he had anything equivalent to Victoria's Secret when he was young He said ""No, we had morals."""
"What's the difference ? What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went? There is no difference, you always regret both!"
"What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? Their balls are just for decoration"
"How big would jupiter be if it was as close to the earth as the moon..... Pretty damn big (courtesy of my daughter)"
"Checking the meats at my local Tesco... I looked for the burgers but it looks like they are *NEIGGHHH*-ver selling them again."
"flavor flav's full name is flavor flavor"
"I was homeschooled so my back to school pics were of me standing in front of the house before I went back inside."
"Good ol' misogynistic joke What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Two good fucking lessons taught."
"Who writes books for little bees ? Bee-trix Potter !"