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Joke of the Day

"fred flinstone (my landlord): the rent is due me: say it fred: pls no me: i'm not paying fred: *sighs* the rent is yabba dabba due me: haha"

"Do you want to hear a joke about potassium? K."

"How do you get down off an Elephant? You don't. You get down off a duck."

"How much does a dead battery cost? It's free of charge"

"You have to sit up to drink coffee in bed. I know that now."

"I like my women like I like my coffee With K cups"

"Did you hear about the Buddhist that refused Novocaine during his root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication..."

"There are two things I hate in this world... People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch."

"You know what's a big ripoff? Velcro"

"What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit? Underlay! Underlay!"