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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever eat a clock? Its very time consuming."
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"How do yo get to Sesame Street? Unzip my pants and ask big bird"
"If water is h20, what is ice H2O^3"
"""I deleted that tweet because I've really grown as a writer in the past 7 minutes and it's just not up to my current standards"""
"What do you tell someone who is bad at sign language? You have bad hand writing"
"Which snakes are found on cars? Windscreen vipers."
"What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO? You keep hearing about em but you never see em"
"Rey: Why do you hide behind a mask? Kylo Ren: *takes off his mask to reveal his real face* Rey: Wow. Put the mask back on."
"Facebook: ""Hey why are you making dumb jokes?! Some of us are praying over here!"" Me: *backs away slowly* [My Twitter origin story]"
"I threw a party for all my non-orgasmic friends Nobody came."