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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a heavy toilet? El ton john."
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"What do you call a turtle with a hard on? A tank!!!! PEW PEW PEW!!"
"What do gay men say when they pray? AHHH **MEN**"
"I think my Christmas Tree is a male. It keeps bragging about its ""trunk size."""
"I went camping yesterday and... It was in tents! BAZINGAAA LMFAO I die when I thought of this good joke BAZINGA x1000"
"How do you measure how funny an electrical engineer is? You use an o-silly-scope!"
"Very Funny My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face."
"My neighbor once said he was as healthy as a horse. Today he broke his leg so I had to put him down."
"What do people drink at Club Obi-Wan? Qui-Gon Gin."
"So Mickie Mouse says to Minnie, ""I want a divorce... To which Minnie replies, ""Are you fucking crazy!?"" Mickie says ""No, I'm fucking Daisy"""