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Joke of the Day

"I went camping yesterday and... It was in tents! BAZINGAAA LMFAO I die when I thought of this good joke BAZINGA x1000"

"Trump was recently asked his opinion on Roe vs. Wade... He thought it was two different ways to get across the Potomac."

"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside!"

"I don't approve of political jokes I have seen too many of them get elected."

"On Facebook, someone posted that they have 90 days of pregnancy left. The 1st commenter said 'when are you due?' This is why we are here..."

"What kind of elephants live in Antartica ? Cold ones !"

"I love fucking love coffee. It's what keeps me up at night."

"A ghost walks into a theater and goes to the concession stand But he gets turned away because they don't serve spirits"

"What did the milk say to the cheese? Hey, you're old!"

"What do you call a grammatical rendezvous? accommadate I hate me for this.."