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Joke of the Day
"What is grosser that gross? Ten naked men running around in a circle and the first one stops."
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"God... Two goldfish are swimming around their bowl. One asks the other, ""Here - do you believe in God?"" The other one says, ""Of course I do! Who you think changes the water in our bowl?"""
"The officer said, ""you drinking?"" I said, ""you buying?"" We just laughed and laughed. I need bail money."
"Uncle Sophia wants to remind you that cooking spray does *not* double as lube in a pinch."
"Hansel and Gretel is a timeless tale about the importance of killing old ladies."
"The thing about good music is.. ...its technically sound."
"What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts? Spring water."
"I failed stats because i have no faith in myself.. I couldn't find anything more than a 0% confidence interval."
"An irashman walks out of a bar..."
"Did you know you can order a taco at a Japanese restaurant? I hope you like octopus."