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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend found lipstick in my jacket pocket. I told her straight up I was cheating. There's no way that I was going to confess that I sell Avon"

"The outer-space toilet was truly revolutionary... ... Now men are able to go where no man has gone before."

"What did the DNA say to the RNA? What are U doing here?"

"I can turn a case of beer into a drunk man. Your move, Jesus."

"I'm still waiting for the episode of Extreme Home Make Over where they demolish a hobo's cardboard box and build him a crate..."

"I must remember...no matter how well hidden I might be in my cardoard box fort, my boss can still track me down by the giggling."

"Why did the bear eat his own arms? They were made of honey."

"Every cab ride for me is 75% fake laughter."

"Why did the pig go to the casino ? To play the slop machine !"

"Did you know there's a movie called ""Constipated""? It hasn't come out yet."