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Joke of the Day

"The outer-space toilet was truly revolutionary... ... Now men are able to go where no man has gone before."

"What did the homeless person say to the gay job interviewer when asked for his address? No home-o."

"Getting sick of seeing dogs that are not falling in love or at least sharing spaghetti."

"Jesus came to me the other night Please let me out."

"If the pen is mightier than the sword, lets have a dual. I'll give you the advantage; you get to use the pen."

"Why do people make fun of me because I've never grabbed a girl's boobs? I still don't get tit."

"How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months."

"What so you call a religious dinosaur? A prayeradactyl."

"My 8 year old brother just asked me if I had a hole in my sock. Me: Of course not Him: Then how do you put your foot inside?"

"Can't wait for Daylight Saving Time to end this weekend so the clock in my car will have the correct time."