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Joke of the Day
"Why did the console cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side."
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"That awkward moment at a feminist picnic when they realize no one made sandwiches."
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"What was the deaf mans favorite song? The Sound of Silence."
"The main reason I tell my daughter that beauty is on the inside is because I'm in charge of her ponytail in the mornings."
"Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church? They're insects. I'll show myself out."
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