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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris uses beer coasters as shurikens."
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"The Brexit situation Britain: Down with the EU! *Next Day* Britain: I meant I'm down with the EU."
"On the baseball diamond, I'm like a T-Rex. I have a short arm."
"I was going to make a dubstep joke But I'll just drop it."
"What do you call a sea creature that murders people? A Serial Kriller."
"He died doing what he loved: almost crossing the street."
"If I have 5 apples and Jamal take 3, what color is Jamal? Admit it, you're a fucking racist!"
"Wait, what's that noise? Is there a dying cat outside? Oh...no...it's just a 50 yr old man racing a remote control car down the road."
"A comedian walks into a club and says the punchline."
"What do you call a criminal with an STD? A herpetrator."