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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a gun and a feminist? A gun only has one trigger"

"What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on? steer clear"

"How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb? Two!.......pac. ^(*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)"

"Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday. ..."

"Adolf Hitler once asked the Germans if it was raining in their place The Germans replied ""No, it's hail Hitler"""

"*During an interview* Interviewer: 'So how long were you employed in your last job?' Candidate: 'I'd say my biggest weakness is my listening skills.'"

"I dont 'scrub up' like a surgeon after using the urinal because growing up, they taught us not to piss all over our hands n arms, you baboon"

"They should probably have a feature that disables liking horrible statuses on Facebook. Last week 14 people liked that my friend's mom died. I mean, I know she was a bitch, but still."

"Q: What did the carpenters call their brass quartet? A: The Tuba Four"

"what do anal sex and vegetables have in common? you enjoy both more as an adult if they arent forced on you as a child."