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Joke of the Day
"Just learned how to masturbate. It comes in handy."
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"How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? fish."
"- much ado about nothing - 2 much 2 nothing - much ado 3: toyko drift - much nothing - much 5 - much ado 6 - nothing 7"
"Q: Why don't blondes like buttered toast? A: They can't figure out which side the butter goes on."
"What did the school in Egypt finally get? A new bus."
"What do you call a cow that's masturbating? Beef Stroganoff"
"What do you call a letter from a feminist? Hate male"
"*watching an old Lassie show Me: How come you can't do those things? Dog (mutters): If we had a well I'd push you into it."
"A girl came up to me the other day... and told me she saw me at the vegan club but I never saw herbivore."
"Why did my jizz cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning."