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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vesti-gator!"
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"How much is Donald Trump's life insurance worth? One Pence"
"So, would you ever tell anybody if you woke naked in the middle of the woods, hung over with a sore ass? Wanna go camping?"
"Isn't it great to live in the 21st century? Where deleting history has become more important than making it."
"The best thing about time machines ... ... is that you can buy it used and sell it new."
"I may seem confident on the outside but deep down on the inside I remember every time I've accidentally leaned on a light switch."
"Why did Al Gore get nipple rings? because he heard George Bush had a dick cheney"
"Terrifying to think that one puff of marijuana can transform your life into a carnival of lies & ultimately, murder."
"What does a jew eat sushi with? Goy sauce"
"Little known fact, Alvin wore the big A on his shirt because he slept around."