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Joke of the Day
"why didn't the antelope like to go on the rollercoaster because he is anti loops"
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"I can sleep for ages and not get tired"
"Nick clegg themed toilets They're full of shit"
"I used to watch the Olympics on TV as a child and dream of growing up and also watching the Olympics on TV but on a better TV."
"I spent 10 minutes comparing minivans with another dad in case you wondered what it's like to be dead inside."
"I contacted and arranged for a meet with an undercover FBI agent to show my skills in deduction and reasoning.. Unfortunately,a 14 yr old girl showed up at the coffee shop"
"""I'm afraid I have some very bad news, sir,"" the doctor said. ""You have cancer and Alzheimer's."" ""Oh, well, at least I don't have cancer."""
"I started chewing nicotine gum the other day. I don't smoke, but I gradually want to start. =)"
"What did Elsa say to her fans on Reddit? Leddit go"
"Name a body part that's long and stiff and uses the letters PENSI A spine"