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Joke of the Day
"why didn't the antelope like to go on the rollercoaster because he is anti loops"
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"Be to, or be not to, the question, that is. - Yoda does Hamlet"
"....and that's how I ended up laying on the bedroom floor with a potato stuck in my ass."
"The bison was declared as USA's national mammal Hearing these news, the Republicans breathed a sigh of relief - at least it's not gayson"
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"I hate jokes about strings. Come on guys they're knot funny."
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