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Joke of the Day
"Official Adrian Peterson Joke Thread Submit your best AP jokes and get upvotes. Easy enough, eh?"
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"What do you call a religious dairy farmer? Cheesus Christ"
"Son: Dad, what does 'gay' means?... Father: It means 'to be happy'.   Son: Are you gay?   Father: No, son. I have a wife."
"Why are black people so fast? Because all the slow ones are in prison"
"Why are octopuses so dangerous? Because they TENTACLE."
"Why doesn't Ronald Reagan drink orange juice? Because he's dead."
"Why don't Jews eat pussy? Because its too close to the gas chamber!"
"If the majority of twitter's trending topics are any indication of the state of humanity thus far, we clearly need an asteroid intervention."
"A guy walks into a bar. He sees a pirate with a steering wheel in his pants. The guy asks ""Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?"". The pirate says ""I don't know but its driving me nuts!""."
"What do you call an Indian man standing on one leg? Balan Singh."