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Joke of the Day

"My wife and I have lost over 150lbs combined!!! ...hustling British casinos wasn't as easy as we'd hoped."

"Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey."

"A helicopter crashed on a graveyard Reports says over 500 dead."

"Q. What do Robin Williams and Joan Rivers want for Christmas? A. Betty White."

"Something I don't think we're doing nearly enough of as a society is building giant mysterious structures to confuse future archaeologists"

"My wife and i were happy for 20 years. Then we met."

"We need to look at how the world really works, not just accept the way we are told it works."

"My favorite thing about decorative towels is how you're not allowed to use them. Because nothing says CLASS like useless towels."

"Earthworms will always laugh at a poop joke... They really eat that shit up."

"Hahaha stupid person... When it says 55mph it really means 64mph.........Idiot turtle person"