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Joke of the Day

"My wife and I have lost over 150lbs combined!!! ...hustling British casinos wasn't as easy as we'd hoped."

"What was early man's best friend? Primates"

"I wonder if mormons support the transgendered? If they did, they could go on a transmission! -- authentic dadjoke overheard at breakfast"

"A pig pen elected its own leader . . . Polled pork."

"What is it called when you kill a good friend of yours? Homiecide"

"Yesterday I took laxatives and laughing gas at the same time...... For shits and giggles."

"conjunctivitis.com... ... It's a site for sore eyes."

"Why do midgets always laugh when playing soccer? The grass tickles their balls."

"Crocodiles can grow up to 20 feet but most have just four."

"If u ever can't get to sleep, think of your sex life. That's boring enough."