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Joke of the Day

"A guy walks into a bar... He says ouch."

"What do you call a kitten who accidentally eat all your pills? A Caterpillar"

"What did Picard say when Riker asked him what kind of Chinese food he wanted? ""Make it Tso's Number One."""

"So two chocolate rabbits were talking to each other... ... One of them had a bite out of his butt and the other with a bite on his ears. So one rabbit says, ""My butt hurts"" and the other says ""What?"""

"The 'C word' My girlfriend hates it when I say the ""C word"". This one time, we were watching Spongebob and I'm like ""hey, its 'C word'!"" and shes like ""it's Squidward, you cunt"""

"Tourette's convention rally What do we want?! A CURE FOR TOURETTE!! When do we want it?! CUNT! SHIT! FUCK!"

"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I put the wrong socks on this morning"

"A genie grant a man two wishes Genie: What is your first wish? Jeff: I want to be Rich Genie: Okey, what is your second wish? Rich: I want lots of money"

"Be careful when you buy stuff from Ebay . My friend ordered a penis enlarger from ebay. Those bitches sent him a magnifying glass :P"

"I'm so out of it I just asked my dog to hand me something. To be fair, he gave me the same blank stare my kids would have."