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Joke of the Day

"What did Jamal get for Christmas? Your Bike"

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"Gay Dinosaur What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass"
"What do you call a flying turtle? A shellicopter."
"When Canada abolished the penny there was no public protest at all... ...I guess Canada fears change"
"Why did the Redditor cross the road? To repost this joke on the other side."
"Ha ji, kuch arz kiya hai | Shayeri joke sms"
"Wife: We don't have anything planned today... Me: Cool! Wife: ...so I was thinking we should... Me: (dammit)"
"My husband just left town for a work trip. I didn't want him to miss out on anything so I made him a mixtape of the kids whining."
"Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids? Ken came in a different box."
"What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston? One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard."