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Joke of the Day

"What did the shy pebble wish for? That it could be a little bolder!"

"There are Three Types of People in this World Those who can count, and those who can't."

"What's the deal with lampshades? If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it."

"Looks like the UK didn't read the fine print when cutting off ties with the EU... You Brexit, you bought it."

"How to make a woman crazy in two steps: 1. Take a picture of her 2. Don't show her the picture"

"I'm not what you call ""country"" I play support in MOBA games because farming is a foreign concept to me"

"Go away, mosquito. I've already had the blood drained out of me by my job."

"What happened to Kim Jong? He was ill."

"A recent study of blue-collar workers showed that what they love best about their jobs is their days off."

"At this point in my life if I drop something and can't pick it up with my foot or via one of my kids, it's staying on the floor."