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Joke of the Day

"What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? Ten-ish"

"How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow."

"A mobster walks into a bar, but then he turns around and walks out. Because he realized it was a set-up."

"How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins? Head to head race"

"How do you make a double bass sound in tune? Chop it up an turn it into a xylophone"

"I need feminism.. ..because I've never heard a 'dumb blond' joke about a man!"

"If iron man and silver surfer teamed up... They'd be alloys."

"What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common? A bus driver can't change his stops."

"Q: Why did the baker bake more bread? A: He kneaded the dough."

"Whoever coined the term ""gross profit"" wasn't getting paid for their job."